Day 1 as a housewife

Yesterday, Paul spilled an entire snack cup full of cheerios under the table. There were a lot of them and they were kind of hard to reach, so I got out the vacuum. There were clumps of cat hair on the carpet (and would be even if I vacuumed twice a day, WHY CAT WHY) so I made the kids pick up their toys and did the entire living room.

When I pushed the vacuum back to the corner of the kitchen where it lives, I noticed it's corner was dusty. So I hooked up the attachment and took care of it. Then I did the whole perimeter of the kitchen.

When I looked up I noticed a pile of crumbs on the counter and thought...why not? So I vacuumed all of the counter tops. I found this to be such a brilliant idea, I decided to try it on the pile of onion-skin detritus in the vegetable crisper.

And that is how I wound up vacuuming the entire interior of my refrigerator.