While playing mail delivery:
Grandma: C.O.D., cash on delivery!
Margaret: Cats on delivery?!
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She doesn't know what telemarketers are:
Margaret: Why did that person call you?
Grandma: He wanted to sell me something.
Margaret: But why did you hang up on him? Don't you know him? How did he know your phone number?
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He doesn't know what landlines are:
Paul: Hello! Hello! Hello!
Phone: If you would like to dial a number, please hang up and try again.
All adults in the house, ad infinitum: That's not a toy!
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We have a 'safety' can opener:
Me: Please be careful not to touch this lid, it could cut you.
Margaret: That's not very nice. Our cans don't do that.
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Busy little boy:
Mom, in pantry: Talk, talk, talk
Grandma, in kitchen: Talk, talk, talk
Paul: *running back and forth*
Grandpa, sitting in front of a whole pile of potatoes: How many of these do we have in there?
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